IMAGINE YOURSELF FLOATING THROUGH THE GALAXY IN A PIMPED OUT '77 COUPE DEVILLE WITH ROCKET BOOSTERS AND THUMP IN THE TRUNK, WHEN YOU SEE A PRETTY LITTLE PLANET CALLING YOU IN... THIS IS THE SMOOTH SOUND YOU'RE HEARING.

IF YOU THOUGHT THE FUNKIEST GAME OF HIP HOPSCOTCH COULDN'T GET ANY FUNKIER, WELL CONSIDER YOURSELF FUNKDIFIED! THIS HOT YOUNG HIP HOP MAGICIAN FROM SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES APPROACHED ME CAUSE HE SAID HE HAD SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE RIDE. BOY WAS HE RIGHT! REMEMBER THE NAME FOLKS, T-BONE SKATNER. AND REMEMBER WHERE YOU HEARD HIM FIRST! THIS IS THE REMIX!!

WHEN THE FUNK HITS THE FAN IT OVERWHELMS ALL OF US WHO ARE NOT READY TO BE TAKEN TO THE HIP HOP MOTHERSHIP. THIS UNBELIEVABLE BEAT CAME TO ME IN A LUCID DREAM IN WHERE I WAS FLYING THROUGH THE GALAXY WITH JUST MY GHETTO BLASTER AND A FUNKY GOVERNMENT CHEESE SANDWICH.

THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM, IT'S JUST A GOD GIVEN GIFT I THINK. I'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH THESE FUNKY DOPE BEATS PULSATING THROUGH MY VEINS. IT'S MY DUTY AS THE INTERGALACTIC SPACE TRAVEL AGENT TO SHARE THEM WITH THE MASSES. PLEASE ENJOY!

I GOT BEATS FOR DAYS! BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS FUNKY DOPE SESSION CAME OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME, YA DIG!! E-MAIL ME IF YOU'D LIKE TOO PURCHASE ANY OF THESE HITS FOR YOUR OWN PROJECTS. I'M AVAILABLE FOR EXECUTIVE PRODUCING AS WELL.